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Fun and Games

Games: Do you know your anipal families?

by Maggie Tortie Kat July 4, 2010
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OK, guys! I have a real stumper puzzle for you. Do you know the names of the male, female, baby and group names of your fellow anipals? For example, billy, nanny, kid, and herd are male, female, baby and groups for goats. Get [...]

Anipal Trivia

by Maggie Tortie Kat June 24, 2010
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This week I would like to feature some trivia. First, test your knowledge of all kinds of anipals, with General Anipal Trivia*. Second learn all about teddy bears with Teddy Bear Trivia*. I learned SO much reading about our dear teddy pals [...]

Anipal Jokes: You Just Might Be An Anipal If…

by Mr. Bizbee Kitty June 21, 2010

You Just Might Be An Anipal If… You walk into a bar & ask the bartender if they have Bacon Beer on tap. You find yourself accidentally using “MOL, BOL or QOL” when IM’ing with your co-workers. You get funny looks at [...]

Lexie’s Lex-i-con – I’m Just Horsing Around!

by Lexie June 19, 2010
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Well hello it is I again…Lexie! I ope you dun enjoyed da last article wot I dun about all da different terms we dus use when we chattin wiv each uva on twitta! I did get a new one from ma friends [...]

Anipal Word Search Puzzles

by Maggie Tortie Kat June 6, 2010
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Cat Breed Word Search Dog Breed Word Search Here are two word search puzzles (and solutions) about cat and dog breeds. I made them with the free puzzle maker from http://puzzlemaker.discoveryeducation.com. It is so fun to do that I think I am [...]

Lexie’s Lex-i-con (Do You See What I Did There?)

by Lexie June 6, 2010
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Hello it is I…Lexie! For dems of you wot dussnt know me, I do be border terrier livin in Essex, England wot do be in da United Kingdom. I gonna tell you some fings wot you probly already know but I fort [...]

♫ Revolution To Be The Change

by Maggie Tortie Kat June 6, 2010
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Blogpaws kicked off this year with the phrase “Be the Change,” signifying support of shelters, rescues and people who help animals in need.  The Top Dog of pawpawties to help rescues is Frugal Dougal.  This statement from his home page sums it [...]

Anipal Song: P-A-L-S!

by Mr. Bizbee Kitty May 15, 2010
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Let’s sing a song while we shake our moneymakers, shall we? Here’s a little ditty I put together about the pawty scene on Twitter: P-A-L-S! (as sung by some furry Village Tweeple to the tune of YMCA) Dear anipal, there’s no need [...]

Anipal Song: A Tribute To Our Favorite Band In Song

by Maggie Tortie Kat May 15, 2010

I sat pondering if I could tell jokes, and I decided that world would be better if I didn’t. Mom was playing her retrospective to 80′s music, and a Queen song queued up. I immediately thought of the great rock band, the [...]

Anipal Jokes: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

by Mr. Bizbee Kitty May 1, 2010
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Anipal Jokes Q: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? A: Because @mariodacat was giving away free hugs and one can NEVER have too many Mario hugs! A: Because he heard that @ShibberingC poster signings were happening at da Hippy Hippy Shake [...]

Anipal Jokes: How Many Does It Take…?

by Mr. Bizbee Kitty April 17, 2010
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How many (insert objects of ridicule here!) does it take to screw in a light bulb? (Inspiration was courtesy of @cokiethecat – Thanks, Man Cat!) Q: How many anipals does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 4,310.  One to [...]

MadCatLibs: While They Are Sleeping

by Mr. Bizbee Kitty April 3, 2010
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Howdy Folks, I’m Mr. Bizbee Kitty and I’m ever so delighted to be a part of The Anipal Times and to welcome all of our dear Readers! As my great-great-grandpappy used to say, “Pleased to pump your paw”! For those of you [...]

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