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Dear Henry

dusnt wurry be appy

by Henry August 30, 2010
@henryandfriends

Henry (who is a happy bear) answers questions about being happy from wee Heidi and @Dogstoyevsky. Need advice? Ask Henry!

wy an wy not

by Henry July 1, 2010

Why do you insist on giving strokes and ‘uggs’ to your friends on Twitter. It is extremely irritating.   yoo did choos to be nonnymus but fank yoo for taykin th time to rite emale. teddy bears is mayd to luv an [...]

Warta Warta Evrryware An Partin Is Such Sweet Sorro

by Henry June 20, 2010

i is Henry an i is a appy bear hoo dus selbrayt injoyin life. beein always appy dus mayk it mor eezy wen ther is sad fings to deel wiv aswel. so i do be ere to elp yoo. emale me at [...]

Al Werk An No Play Or To Much Playin

by Henry June 6, 2010
@henryandfriends

Dear Henry, I like to snuggle and cuddle with The Girl.  But, sometimes she leaves me alone in the house! She says that she leaves because she has to “go to work” and that she would rather stay home and cuddle with me. So, [...]

Ther Wos Free in a Bed an Sumwun Sed …

by Henry May 15, 2010
i is Henry...strokes...strokes...strokes

Dear Henry, I have a problem. We are three bears sharing one tent. I like to be in the middle but Frank also does like to sleep there. I found out that if there are only two bears in the tent there is [...]

They Luvs Me … They Luvs Me Not

by Henry May 1, 2010
i is Henry

i is Henry an i is a appy bear hoo dus selbrayt injoyin life. i dussnt be gud wiv spelin werds but i can rite them an i noes numbas aswel. wel sum numbas…. but not big wuns. i likes dooin lots of fings an [...]

A Waytin Game & Sunshines on th Inside and th Owtside

by Henry April 17, 2010
i is Henry

Dear Henry, I just got engaged & already everyone wants the wedding date! I just want to take it slow. What do I do? Signed, Harried in Hlwd. ferst of al i say yoo congratlayshuns on yor ingayjmunt. this dus be a [...]

Ello Evrrywun an Welcom to ‘Dear Henry’

by Henry April 3, 2010

i is Henry an i is a appy bear hoo dus selbrayt injoyin life. i dussnt be gud wiv spelin werds but i can rite them an i noes numbas aswel. wel sum numbas…. but not big wuns. i likes dooin lots of fings an [...]

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