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Anipal Song: Former Stray Cat Strut

27 August 2010

written by Mr. Bizbee Kitty in the Fun and Games section of The Anipal Times

“Former Stray Cat Strut” by Bizbee Sitzer (inspiration is “Stray Cat Strut” by The Stray Cats) I see a black & orange cat stray cat sittin’ on a fence, I count my blessings every day that I got parents, I’m a Maine [...]

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Anipal Jokes: You Just Might Be An Anipal If…

21 June 2010

written by Mr. Bizbee Kitty in the Fun and Games section of The Anipal Times

You Just Might Be An Anipal If… You walk into a bar & ask the bartender if they have Bacon Beer on tap. You find yourself accidentally using “MOL, BOL or QOL” when IM’ing with your co-workers. You get funny looks at [...]

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Anipal Song: P-A-L-S!

by Mr. Bizbee Kitty May 15, 2010
Bizbee with his trusty Smooch Gun

Let’s sing a song while we shake our moneymakers, shall we? Here’s a little ditty I put together about the pawty scene on Twitter: P-A-L-S! (as sung by some furry Village Tweeple to the tune of YMCA) Dear anipal, there’s no need [...]

Anipal Jokes: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

by Mr. Bizbee Kitty May 1, 2010
Bizbee with Drive-by Smooch Gun

Anipal Jokes Q: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? A: Because @mariodacat was giving away free hugs and one can NEVER have too many Mario hugs! A: Because he heard that @ShibberingC poster signings were happening at da Hippy Hippy Shake [...]

Anipal Jokes: How Many Does It Take…?

by Mr. Bizbee Kitty April 17, 2010
Bizbee with his Drive-by Smooch Gun

How many (insert objects of ridicule here!) does it take to screw in a light bulb? (Inspiration was courtesy of @cokiethecat – Thanks, Man Cat!) Q: How many anipals does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 4,310.  One to [...]

MadCatLibs: While They Are Sleeping

by Mr. Bizbee Kitty April 3, 2010
Bizbeekitty

Howdy Folks, I’m Mr. Bizbee Kitty and I’m ever so delighted to be a part of The Anipal Times and to welcome all of our dear Readers! As my great-great-grandpappy used to say, “Pleased to pump your paw”! For those of you [...]

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