Spanx, hairspray and screaming fits are all part of the journey to become Twitter’s Next Top Model. And that’s just the humans who aren’t even in the photos. What’s involved for an anipal to ‘make it?’
This Sparklicious Fashion insight is the first of a series, documenting fur-sib Apple’s quest for modelling glory. Expect the claws to come out as Apple throws his weight around.
Speaking of weight: Apple is no skinny-mini. He tips the scales at around 25 pounds. Forget lycra, there isn’t enough of it available (my other two fur-sibs, Suki and Tahni are choking with laughter.)
Today was Apple’s first photo shoot. Yes, he is wearing MY dinner suit and wig. This series will chronicle his transformation from a cat who lays around waiting for his bowl to be filled, to a fierce mancat (hopefully with a waistline.)
Competitive fur-sibs Suki and Tahni will also be battling for the crown, so expect fur to fly as photographer Nigel BARKr and fur stylists are forced to deal with all manner of hissy-fits. Medical staff will be on hand.
When does air brushing go too far? What fool said thin is beautiful? Teeth whitening, are you kidding? Anorexia on the catwalk, is it acceptable? Third eye lid or just creepy? All these questions and more will be examined in upcoming episodes. Let the battle begin!