The Poop Pandemic

29 October 2011

written by Chazz TheDog in the Science & Environment section of The Anipal Times

In May 2011, my hooman Mom wrote a Letter to the Editor of our local town newspaper. In it she called on all the pet parents, walking their dogs at our local park/recreation center  to be more mindful about picking up after their dogs once they “do their business, go poopie doop, go potty” or whatever other little code phrases hoomans use when we leave a special present on the ground. She was pretty ticked off, and worried she would lose the right to use that “people park” to walk me in & around. The letter was published, in it’s entirety, even including quoting County of Los Angeles statutes governing this issue.

Taking a closer look, it appears that this is a larger issue, with serious impact on water, environment, certain eco-systems, health concerns both animal & human, than it appears at first glance. In doing the research for this article, I’ve come across various states that have enacted local legislation. I have pawed through numerous articles & impact studies from sources as diverse as:

The History of Poop

Dogs have been a domesticated animal of human beings for thousands of years.

Fossil dogs show up in the record alongside human civilization all over Europe, Asia and the Middle East about 9,000 years ago. The evidence suggests that human had been in association with dogs for a long time, and that the fossil evidence was really waiting for civilization to help preserve them, theorizes Jeffrey Moussaieff Masson, the author of The Dog Who Couldn’t Stop Loving.

Pet owners on the other side pose the following: If the management and disposal of dog waste is such a problem, what has been done to address this “threat”? Where has this waste been going all this time? Where is the build-up of bacteria, the polluted water resources?

Leading Southern California Veterinarian & Certified Veterinary Acupuncturist Patrick Mahaney, DVM, CVA was kind enough to respond with some answers to these questions:

“Before dogs were domesticated, humans did not live in close quarters with other humans and pets. As a result of urban development and the process of companion animal domestication, humans now have to deal with the public health implications around fecal and other contamination of our available resources. Additionally, pre-companion animal domestication, regulatory boards had not been established to evaluate local water, soil, food, and other material.  If testing was not being performed, then no results delieneating the origins of contamination can be established.

“Perhaps, all this bacteria and pollution left behind from canine fecal matter left for thousands of years since man domesticated the canine is currently affecting our environment and, potentially, human and animal health.

“All waste, both man and animal made, contributes to a global health crisis. We humans should strive to reduce the amount of waste we generate and prevent that produced by our pets from entering our larger scale natural resources (water, soil, food, etc.)”

Solutions

The business of poop has turned commercial. And if you don’t believe that as fact, just get a load of the number & variety of products out there for sale to the pet owner/consumer.  The following is a short list of eight items you may wish to consider on your next shopping trip.

  1. Select-A-Scoop Pooper Scooper ($22.09) – 4 in 1 rake & pan w/optional bag attachment
  2. Poop Freeze Waste Pick-Up ($12.95) – freeze spray aerosol made for animal waste pick-up
  3. Powerloo Pet Products ( $997.00) – High performance pet waste removal system disposes of waste in 10 seconds or less, environmentally safe and EPA recommended
  4. Yard Sign/ No Poop Please ($8.99) – a fun way to remind others to keep their dog’s poop off your lawn
  5. Doogie Doo Scooper w/Biodegradable Doo Bags ($6.55) -
  6. Doody Digger ($) – mess free dog waste removal pooper scooper
  7. The Catch-It Waste Collector ($29.95) – waste collection device designed to make the Pet Walking Experience A More Pleasant One. Environmentally friendly because the waste never touches the ground
  8. Litter -ROBOT ($349.99) -Automatic, self-cleaning cat litter box

Apartment-dwelling dog owners are banding together and capturing on video other pet owners blatantly allowing their dogs to make “deposits” and then failing to pick up afterwards. These videos are beginning to show up on Hurts To Look, a website highlighting the offenders and their irresponsible behavior.

Businesses are cropping up who, for a fee, will offer their own solution to the problem. Certain property managers have chosen to pay for DNA testing performed on collected fece samples for identification purposes. Subsequent restrictive action is then levied against the owners whose dogs have not been picked up after. Poo Prints (Bio Vet Lab) with the marketing tagline, “What’s Your PooPrint”, is serious about poop. Pet Butler, out of Seattle, WA call themselves “North America’s Pet Waste CleanUp Service”.

What Does The Public Say?

Here are the results of a non-scientific survey of individual dog owners, conducted August 2011, at a 3-day social media & networking conference for pet bloggers and all pet lovers.

Draw your own conclusions folks. I’m just a dog, but it seems to me that if us dogs & cats do our job, i.e. to poop where you want us to, then it’s your job to pick it up and get rid of it, responsibly. That seems fair.

In the end, this is a grassroots issue like all good ideas that may have reached their moment. It is ultimately the responsibility of the pet owner to manage their dog or cat’s “fecal footprint.” I have submitted the slogan “We Stoop For Poop,” as the title for an upcoming PSA.  No one is asking anybody to march on Washington, pay for a hired lobbyist or even to donate money. What you are being asked is to take the time to bend down and pick up after your own pet, consistently, every time.

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{ 12 comments }

mariodacat 29 October 2011 at 9:03 am

There are some very responsible dog owners out there that do try their best with scooping up the poop left by their dogs. But, it’s those that thing the rules don’t apply that really bug me.

Bill 29 October 2011 at 11:52 am

You comment about fossil dogs makes me think of this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coprolite

Hawk aka BrownDog 29 October 2011 at 10:49 pm

Hi Y’all,

I’m afraid that no matter how many letters to the editor and no matter how many humans stoop for our poop that there will always be humans who ignore leash laws, poop laws and many other laws make to keep us safe.

Y”all come by now,
Hawk aka BrownDog

BlindMaximus 30 October 2011 at 12:45 am

I know this article is mostly about dog poop, but I saw you had the Litter Robot on your list and I just wanted any readers to know: we LOVE ours (I don’t use it, the cats do). No, I don’t get a kickback for saying that BOL.

AdoptedMomToChazz 30 October 2011 at 10:51 am

Fanx Blind Maximus. This is Chazz The Dog’s Mom. I actually saw the Litter-Robot at the BLOGPAWS 2011 Conference. Thought it a pretty cool idea. Glad it works as well as advertised. And no, Chazz did not get paid for product placement to refer to it in his article. BOL

Tinypearlcat 30 October 2011 at 2:42 pm

Its the lazy Humans ruining things for everyone. Look at Iran that has totally outlawed dogs. Their leader probly stepped in poo. We saw an article about how much dog poo bacteria is in the air in big cities.
Humans can also help themsavles and their dogs by giving them a good quality diet that helps keep the poo more condense, so the humans are not so discouraged to pick it up.
Thanx for da links

Rumpy Drummond 3 November 2011 at 3:13 pm

Well, I gotta tell ya, Jen picks up our poop and she gets very angry when the neighbors let their dog poop in our yard. So imagine how people with children feel when you leave poop for their kids to walk in. *sigh*

AdoptedMomToChazz 3 November 2011 at 3:42 pm

I know Rumpster, my mom wrote that Letter to The Editor back in May & still sees dumb pet parents leaving their dogs “presents” on the ground at the park. Arrgh! Even today I went to the bank with mom, and she always walks me before she goes in – well, I pooped in one of the planters.
We had to go back to the car for her to get a bag..and she went back and picked it up. What’s the big deal anyway. It’s just some poopoo! She tied the bag, left it on the step as she entered the bank. When she came out she picked it up and threw it in the dumpster. Sheesh. Sometimes hoomans make a big deal over nuthin’…..

Puremutts 6 November 2011 at 9:48 am

Hi Chazz – Thanks for all these facts and good information about poop! It is a shame that there is always a few lazy people (dog owners) that will not “stoop for poop”. We are afraid we will not be allowed to go to our local people park soon because of this problem. Thanks for bringing attention to this problem. Hopefully these lazy dog owners will see this article and start to”stoop for poop”. It is a shame that these bad owners may ruin the good dog and owner’s privileges.

AdoptedMomToChazz 6 November 2011 at 10:40 am

Thanx for your comment Pure Mutt. Yesh, I hoped by bringing this information’ pet parents who have not been doing their job properly, would maybe at least think about changing their habits. I hope so. Woof

PepperPom 15 November 2011 at 12:09 am

I wish all humans would scoop the poop! Don’t want there to be fewer places a pup can go. I have poopy bag holders on all my leashes, filled with pretty pink bags, well, some are black, silver, and blue. But the pink ones are my favorite, they are on my main leash!

AdoptedMomToChazz 15 November 2011 at 6:16 am

Thank you for reading my article & leaving a comment. I know you are a fashionable doggie, so I is not surprised pink poopie bags are your favorite. Yesh, what about older people who walk in the park. They could slip on some “present” not picked up by the pet owner and really hurt themselves. Not nice, not fair…

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