Movie Review: Kung Fu Panda

2 September 2010

written by Lexie in the Movies section of The Anipal Times

Hi pals is me again your pal Lexie wiv annuva movie review – Kung Fu Panda. I fink we be on da rollercoaster of emoshuns pals, coz dis week you gonna be larfin you socks off at dis movie! Ok, ok I KNOWS you dussnt wear socks but you get ma drift ;) ).

Kung Fu Panda

Kung Fu Panda

Released: 2008
Main cast: Po, Shifu, Tai Lung, Tigress, Monkey, Mantis, Viper, Crane, Oogway and more!
Chuckle factor: 10!
Quick synopsis of da plot: Po the Panda is chosen as the Dragon Warrior despite the fact that he is a big fat lazy panda wot love eatin noodles and ain’t got a clue bout martial arts.

Po as always dream of bein a great kung fu warrior an in a twist of fate dus be hilariously chosen to fulfill a ancient prophecy, and he joins the world of Kung Fu and studies alongside his idols, the legendary Furious Five — Tigress, Crane, Mantis, Viper and Monkey — under the leadership of their guru, Master Shifu.

Bfore they know it, the evil an treacherous snow leopard Tai Lung is headed their way, and it’s up to Po to defend everyone from the oncoming threat. Can he defeat the snow leopard? Is he really da chosen one? Is he just too fat? Well has a look at dis filum and all dem questions gonna be answered!

If you like Kung Fu you will love dis movie. The kung fu moves are real and I love the way they has considered how the different animals might move and use their individual strengths! The storyline is good and the backgrounds very beautiful.

Jack Black is da perfect voice for Po, who is so sweet and funny. You are larfin at im but at da same time you are willing him to believe in in himself and achieve the greatness he dus be capable of.

My favourite line of da movie is from Po: Legend tells of a legendary warrior whose kung fu skills were the stuff of legend!

Me and mum dun loved this movie. It’s got great action, great laughs, a fantastic voice cast and cool animation. I can highly recommend giving this a butchers (look). We liked it so much dat mum did buy da Kung Fu Panda game for da x-box. She’s rubbidge at it so dad plays and we boaf dus watch!

Have a larf at dis clip, wot I fink is very funny. I fink is ma favourite bit:

Great news pals – Kung Fu Panda 2: The Kaboom of Doom comin out in 2011! But don’t be worried bout rememberin to put it in your diaries, dat wot I’s ere for.

Well as dey says in da movies – dat is a wraps! I ain’t bovverin wiv da lexie-o-meter no more. Dis be mainly coz I always gives everyfink a wooftastic ratin anyway! Course, if you likes da Lexie-o-meter I will reinstates it! But anyways, I give dis move a wooftastic ratin!

Dussnt forget to let me know wot is your favouritest movie and I can dus a review for you. It dussnt av to be a movie, it might be a YouTube video wot you like or a TV programme bout animals (as long as in da UK coz I canít see ovva country ones). You might av seen a brilliant video by one of your bestest anipals.

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{ 2 comments }

mariodacat 2 September 2010 at 2:00 pm

WOW – dat looks way cuter den I thought it was going to be. Great preview clip.

Dakota 19 September 2010 at 4:57 pm

I had skipped this one because it always looked a little silly but you’ve convinced me to to get a try. Thanks for the review Lexie!

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