“Former Stray Cat Strut”
by Bizbee Sitzer (inspiration is “Stray Cat Strut” by The Stray Cats)

I see a black & orange cat stray cat sittin’ on a fence,
I count my blessings every day that I got parents,
I’m a Maine Coon Tabby with floofy hair,
And I strut ‘round da house with my tail in da air.

Former Stray Cat Strut, I’m a girliemancat,
I’m not a Catsanova, got no time fur dat,
Get nip toys thrown at me by a dumb human,
Get my dinner from a Fancy Feast® can.

Meowwwwza – Don’t try to gimme a bath!

I don’t bother doing what I’m told,
(Whoa no!)
I slink to the kitchen looking fur a treat,
Howlin’ til my peeps gimme noms to eat.

Singin’ da blues while I’m at The Vet,
“How dare you call me fat – I will get you yet!”,
He wishes he could be as funny & wild,
Cuz I got cat sass and I got cat style!

Toodles fur now,
Bizbee

Tagged as: cat sass, Fancy Feast, funny, Maine coon, song