Origin Of The Cone

22 June 2010

written by PepiSmartDog in the Sparkalicious Fashion section of The Anipal Times

A local madman and his skinny dog were  shuffling along the roadside when to his surprise, the ‘Royal Carriage’ passed them by.  To the man’s astonishment he saw some expensive fabric thrown from the carriage, so he ran and grabbed the beautiful fabric, then carefully attached it around his beloved dog’s neck.  Now his own dog looked like royalty too.

The man’s heart was bursting with pride at how handsome the expensive fabric made his dog look, but as the days went on, the fabric filled with all manner of crumbs and food scraps and the once beautiful fabric began to stiffen.  More days passed, and the stiffened fabric was restricting his beloved dog from many of his normal practices, so the time had come for the man to consider removing the contraption from his dog’s neck.

On this particular day, the mad man and his skinny dog were shuffling along the roadside again when an expensive looking carriage was heading toward them.  With the clanging of the harness and the heavy thud of the team of hooves, it caught the man’s eye.  As the carriage passed, the passenger yelled from inside the carriage for the driver to ‘Halt’.  The carriage door opened, the steps dropped down, and the shiny shoes of a wealthy person appeared.  Out stepped the famous French veterinarian  Dr. Jean Paul Goat. He approached the madman and offered him several gold coins for the ‘contraption’ around the skinny dog’s neck.  The man was overjoyed and gladly made the exchange!

Jean Paul Goat reboarded his carriage, clasping the ‘contraption’ to his heart.  The Veterinarian Cone Collar was born.  Jean Paul Goat went on to have several sons, but one in particular went into the fashion industry where he became famous after Madonna wore one of his creations during her worldwide stage show.  His creation is better known as:  The Cone Bra.

People know this son as Jean Paul Gaultier and the humble cone made him famous.  Whenever you wear a cone, you are dressed in haute couture, and wearing a cone collar can make you feel fierce.  Every runway in every fashion capital demands ‘fierceness’ so own it and strut your own fierce style.  What you are wearing has royal roots, so when your human looks at you with watery eyes,  strike a pose and hold your head high. wearing your cone collar and remember what Jean Paul Goat says:  “Cardboard IS the new black !”

Suggestion: practice your own fierce style strut to this song: Bad Romance = PepiRama & LadyGaGa:

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah,  Rama, PepiRama

GaGa oh la la,  Want your stinky toy bad romance!

Walk, walk fashion baby,  Work it, move that kibble crazy

Walk walk fashion baby,  Work it, move that kibble crazy.

Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah,  Rama, PepiRama

GaGa, ooh la la,  Want your stinky toy bad romance.

Note: (The veterinarian cone collar contraption is still being used on animals throughout the world today.)

Photographs clockwise from upper left: @Westiesp models white-on-white elegance and strikes a dogue-style pose that demands: give that toy to me! @BOBubbles models the Gaultier embellished-cone, decorated with luxe jewels chosen in the latest season on-trend colors. @OdyMaltese models a benefit from wearing the cone collar: ‘perky ears’.Perky Ears are highly sought after by many pals, but especially within Los Angeles ! @Charshy_pup models how easy it is to sleep upside down and burst into unexpected rolly polly movements all while maintining the timeless element of surprise. @JinJinDoggy models the regal Elizabethan collar as only a mature lady can. Queen Elizabeth’s Corgis salute you. @Tahni shows the light catching possibilities that the cone collar offers all who enjoy sunpuddles, whilst working on a tan. @PepiSmartDog Oh who is that funny little fellow? It’s me.  Just because I’m wearing a cone collar, doesn’t mean I can’t also wear my smile too BOL ! @TeganTheDog models two moods of cone style: giggles and peek-a-boo; followed by wistful mellowness. @ConfuciusCat models his new Gothic Look.  Note the shaved legs, spikey body hair & I’m told he even shaved his tail ! (If I hear he is also marching in the streets & wearing placards, I’ll have a stroke!  It’s rumored Jean Paul Gaultier has cancelled Tyson Beckford for his upcoming runway shows and has booked @ConfuciusCat instead *faint*

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{ 11 comments }

Morris 22 June 2010 at 9:00 am

OMC Pepi, I MOL’ed so hard I fell off the bed! I never knew the Cone Collar had such an illustrious history!

I'm Andy, Bad Andy 22 June 2010 at 9:16 am

Now wade a minute Pepi, is that fur real? MOL! Hay, do you think those cone thingys make ya hear better?

Confucius Cat 22 June 2010 at 6:16 pm

I luv it! I’m very complicated that I might be under consideration to take Tyson’s place. MOL. xo

mariodacat 22 June 2010 at 7:51 pm

What a delightful post Pepi and I learned something new again. Had no idea that the dereaded cone collar actually decended from royalty. Gives us a new outlook on the dreaded thing.

Huntyr 23 June 2010 at 10:49 am

I knews they was special things to only be worn at special times

Tiny Pearl 24 June 2010 at 6:59 am

That is fantastic! You make that awful thing seem so much better. My sis had to wear one. I’ll let her know what it originally meant. She will feel better.

Raven @Health4UandPets 24 June 2010 at 7:43 am

OMD Pepi – I loves da Lady Gaga and when it comes on (Just Dance is my fav) I go crazy and jump on da mama to dance!! I love your song to it!! xoxox Rio

Raven @Health4UandPets 24 June 2010 at 7:47 am

Oh my mama just sungs it to my daddy and dey waz giggling like crazy monkeys! Me I wanted to dance, Thor he wanted to hide and Raven she just wanted a treat! Loves dat song!

Kolo Martin 24 June 2010 at 10:36 am

I wondered why dogs wore those cones, now I know they are a fasion statement!

TeaganTheDog 24 June 2010 at 10:44 am

Wow, I never knew that… I shan’t mind so much next time I have to wear it! I think I’d like some decorations on it though….

Hemmingwayscat 26 November 2010 at 8:37 am

You have such great information! Love it! If Mom had known this before she might have decorated it for me! You know, I still managed to chew my stitches out with it on! I’m a bad kitty!

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