Al Werk An No Play Or To Much Playin

6 June 2010

written by Henry in the Dear Henry section of The Anipal Times

Dear Henry,

I like to snuggle and cuddle with The Girl.  But, sometimes she leaves me alone in the house! She says that she leaves because she has to “go to work” and that she would rather stay home and cuddle with me. So, why doesn’t she stay home?  What is this “work” stuff anyway? Does this mean that she doesn’t love me?

Thank you for your help!

*katiekisses*

deer katy

i is shor yor kwestyun dus be wun that lots anipals wud like th ansa for aswel katy. ferst i wil egsplayn wot th werk fing dus be. lots of hoomuns do leev ther ome evrryday an gow sumware els to do werk an sumtime layta they com ome agane. in reetern for dooin sumfing spesifik for sumwun els they do get munny. that dus be th importunt bit cos wiv th munny they can by fings for evrrywun at ome. an that dus meen yoo katy. if ther dussnt be no munny then yoo wuddnt av a cozy bed or foods to eet or toys to play wiv. it dus be preesysly beecos th gerl dus luv yoo that er dus gow owt to werk. be appy wiv wot yoo do av an injoy al yor snuggls an luvs wen th gerl dus be at ome wiv yoo. i shor it dus elp er aswel arfta er av bin werkin lots.

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my nekt kwestyun dus be from @Dogstoyevsky hoo did send me dm an er rites

Dear Henry,

I love to go to keepfits on Fursday nights. When I wakes up the next day I is a bit achey in ma legs! Do you fink I need to do more stretches or is that normal! Oh and I luvs keepfits!!! You da best coach!

deer lexi,

fank yoo for sayin ow much yoo injoys ower #keepfits on twitta. i fink yor legs do be bit tired th nekt day cos yoo dusnt stop wen yoo is ther. arfta yor warm up yoo dus yewsly av swim an do air rowbiks aswel. fink ow much yor legs is werkin al th time. it wud be gud to av a mor restful day on th friday an praps arfta warm up strechis jus av short warks insted so yor legs wil slowly be stronga. remba aswel to always do kool down strechis. keep up th gud werk an i shor yoo wil be fitta than yoo evva wos beefor.

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#keepfits dus be on fersdy wen is 21:30 uk time (16:30 usa edt) an evrrywun is welcom to joyn in

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{ 3 comments }

mariodacat 7 June 2010 at 1:38 am

It seems that every week when you have “Keepsfits” on, we’re in the middle of handling a crisis of some sort. I certainly do hope that this week we can make it. Always enjoy your adice column as you are so very sensible.

kolo_martin 7 June 2010 at 1:31 pm

Thank you for explaining the work thing Henry. I always wondered why my people left me at home to go and do something they didn’t even like. Now I think I’m lucky cos they do that and I have got some nice clothes and toys.

SydPie 7 June 2010 at 8:39 pm

Henry,
Thank you for the advise column. I was wondering what happens when mom leaves the house. Now, I know she is going someplace so she can buy things for me later. That is good to know! Now, I won’t have to worry about her as much when she is out of sight.
Smooooooches!
Sydpie

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