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15 May 2010

written by Henry in the Dear Henry section of The Anipal Times

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Dear Henry,

I have a problem. We are three bears sharing one tent. I like to be in the middle but Frank also does like to sleep there. I found out that if there are only two bears in the tent there is no one in the middle and the problem would go away. I sleep right outside the tent now. But I still feel better if I am in the middle between Frank and Bonnie. What should I do?

Berkeley

deer barkly

that dus be a big problum an i can sens yoo is wurryin alot bowt it. i dus wunda if yoo mite be feelin abit insekyor an wen yoo do sleep in th middl yoo feels sayf. or dus it be that wen yoo is in th middl yoo dussnt get pushed to th side.

yoo oveeusly dussnt like sleepin owtside th tent so it dus be importunt yoo tork wiv frank an bonny bowt it. yoo sed frank dus like sleepin in th middl aswel but yoo dint say nuffing bowt bonny so i is gessin er dussnt mind ware er dus sleep. if that dus be th cays then maybee bonny cud sleep owtside th tent. that wud be wun opshun. nuvva wun wud be for yoo an frank to tayk terns sleepin in th middl. that wud be compromyz for yoo bowf an dus be a fare solewshun i fink.

yoo cud of cors always get nuvva tent an yoo cud sleep ther by yorself but i dussnt fink that dus be gud cos i fink yoo wud get lownly. is much betta that yoo do mayk best of th situwayshun yoo is in an reech agreemunt wiv frank an bonny. it dus be bowt sharin an wen we do av to compromyz we is showin we do care an we is appy to share aswel.

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ther dint be alot in my powste boks this week so it do giv me chans to say fank yoo to evrrywun hoo did leev commens bowt my collum. fank yoo.

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{ 5 comments }

petie the cat 15 May 2010 at 1:49 pm

You just give the best advice Dear Henry.

Pandora 15 May 2010 at 3:06 pm

henry you iz teh smartist bare i duz know *purr*

Berkeley 15 May 2010 at 4:02 pm

Ohh – thank you Henry *hugs* to you. I feel that you really understand me and my situation. You are so right about Bonnie, she is happy anywhere. Frank and I are now sleeping in the middle every second night, the other night I sleep with the humans. We are now five in the tent, but rose and wee Wilf does take very little room and non of them snore.

mariodacat 15 May 2010 at 12:51 pm

You give such practical advice friend.

Jin Jin Rubinoff 29 May 2010 at 10:55 pm

Pixel and I so love reading your column Henry. You are a very wise and wonderful bear.

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