I sat pondering if I could tell jokes, and I decided that world would be better if I didn’t. Mom was playing her retrospective to 80′s music, and a Queen song queued up. I immediately thought of the great rock band, the Shibbering Cheetos. Many of my panties are stored by their road crew! This is my tribute to the SC’s, with apologies to the rock band Queen. Sung to the tune of “We Will Rock You.”
Shibbering Cheetos Rock You
Mattie you’re a rocker
Cute boy
Playing lead guitar
Gotcha big heart makin’ a difference
You got lub in your face
Big embrace
Lubbin’ da girls all over da place
Singing Shibbering Cheetos rock you
Shibbering Cheetos rock you
Trailer Park Dogs rhythm vibe
Kickin’
Coco on keyboards
Gotcha Beat Goose playing his sticks
Their beat is in your face
Hear dat Ace
Knockin’ us out all over da place
Shibbering Cheetos rock you
Shibbering Cheetos rock you
Brutie you’re a big boy
Bass line
Pickin’ doze string chords
Gotcha plenty of soul for rock
You got a silly look on your face
Watch you pace
Tootin’ us out all over da place
Everybody…
Shibbering Cheetos rock you
Shibbering Cheetos rock you
Shibbering Cheetos rock you
Shibbering Cheetos rock you





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Maggie,
Your panties have now been placed on the wall of fame on the tour bus! Our number one fan.
Love, Brutus and the all the boys from Shibbering Cheetos!
Maggie babe, honey bun! We lub U big time! Our manager @hankthedoggy put UR panties in diamond studded frame & it’s hung on the wall next to our platinum record collection! U R pawesome – thank you!
Much lub from Da Shibbering Cheetos!!! *Smooch*
We love this band. You guys ROCK.
Outstanding job Maggie. What a great tribute to a great band.
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