@BizbeeKitty
Anipal Jokes
Q: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
A: Because @mariodacat was giving away free hugs and one can NEVER have too many Mario hugs!
A: Because he heard that @ShibberingC poster signings were happening at da Hippy Hippy Shake Lounge and everyone knows that da Shibbering Cheetos are THE happening band! *swoon*
A: Because @Herbie_Cat was on the other side of the road and where there’s Herbie, there’s cake!
A: Because @jazzydacat was trying to smooch his beak off – AGAIN. Word of advice, don’t fight the feeling, Chicken!
A: Because he received some “Nugget-type” threats via some tweeps on Twitter. He refuses to name any names as the source of the threats, though. Smart Chicken. *cracks kitty knuckles*
A: Because @CokieTheCat was singing Cateoke at the the ManCatDu bar across the road. Chicken LOVES Cokie’s rendition of Willie Nelson’s “On The Floor Again”. (Just can’t wait to pee on the floor again!)
A: Because @HankTheDoggy, @BrutusTheDane, @TrailerParkDogs and @LittleDunkin all tooted simultaneously. So actually, Chicken pretty much got blown across the road, on that one.
Toodles fur now,
Bizbee
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Funny funny funny Boris. Guess I’m going to have to watch those hugs in the future. Oh heck – who cares – big HUG again for you.
On the floor again…
I just can’t wait to pee on the floor again…
The life I love is making urine with my friends,
Oh, I can’t wait to pee on the floor again! ♫
OMC I iz laffin so hard mai furz iz flying off! heehee
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