Sparkalicious

Kodak Theatre, Hollywood, CA, and I’m ON the Red Carpet at the Oscars!

Cokie the Cat

I swore I saw George Clooney and went up to talk with him, but lo and behold – it was @CokieTheCat in his tuxedo! Just then, the real George Clooney came around the corner, and he was wearing the EXACT same tuxedo as Cokie! Poor George… Cokie rocked George’s tux! Ah well. There’s always next year, George!

Suki & Tahni

The Ladies’ gowns were SpecCATular!
The BEST was the Cougar Lady, Demi Moore. She wore a creation of gold chiffon in layers of wraps and ruffles, with gold, gold and more gold.Others had enough chiffon to suffocate me. There were jewels and swirls print fabric everywhere!

Mansequins were everywhere! Ladysequins everywhere too! It was Heavenly!
In case you’re wondering, I wore my Gold Lame Flying Jumpsuit! Added my Doggles & strapped on the JetPack, and Who’s your Movie Star now, Baby?

Faux Pas?

Oh dear.  There were many.  (sigh)
Some of the swirls resemble kibble that had been thrown up on the carpet.
Far too many FAKE jewels!  The problem with FAKE jewels, is that as soon as you spill your first Niptini on them, all the sparkles go!

Do I need to mention the “Mariah Chubby Leg?”  Put it away! And the shoes! Ladies need to study my video of Nurse Ratched to learn how to walk in Prada spike heels! And the men wearing trainers? It would be like me turning up wearing a harness!  EEEwwww! BTW, the red carpet is divine and really soft. *rolling all over it while no one’s looking* Can’t wait to see what “they” wear (or not!) to the AfterPawties! Time to run inside and watch the Show of Shows!

Bye from Sparkalicious, Walking the Walk and Barking the Bark!
*strut* *strut* *strut* *strike a pose* *freeze*smile* *strut* *strut* *strut*

Go for the GOLD Fashionistas!   Do it for FASHION!

Tagged as: @cokiethecat, Academy Award Fashion, Sparkalicious Fashion